do old people masturbate
This post is so dumb. Why do you think people just stop being sexually active at a certain age? Like, “nope, once you turn 50 all of your sexual desires just completely go away and you never want to have sex or masturbate and everything you once thought was pleasurable just stops feeling good.” Like really?
bananapancakesinouterspace laying down the law
Every fandom ever
This gets better the longer you watch
Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom. Feels should not get in the way.
Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.
Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.
And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.
i am Barney
I am Ted and Lily
This is so accurate
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall
parents need to realise that their children will grow up to be whatever they want to be not what they want them to be
so my sister sneezed in the other room and
sometimes i see horribly misspelled words on facebook and completely forget that they are not even being ironic some are just really illiterate
(Source: downfalling, via nuking)
This guy can spin anything on his finger.
I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
its ok if you don’t follow me on tumblr as long as you follow me into bed
so I said, "I’m actually a boy, Miss."
Then one of my classmates slams his hands on the desks and shouts, "YOU’RE NO BOY!"
I turned around to him.
he said, “YOU’RE A MAN.”
I turned back around sheepishly smiling while all my male classmates cheered and shouted, my teacher simply smiled, apologized, and the lesson continued.
I’m thankful for that moment in my life, it gives me hope for the future.
That more trans people will be supported, and visible.
THIS IS A TRILBY
THIS IS A FEDORA
TRILBIES are what douchebag bro’s wear………………………. FEDORAS are for TRUE class men……… learn the difference…………i am SO SICK of ppl mixing up the two -_- smh