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Jul 28

shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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(Source: shovel-girl, via confirmance)

sadbitch2003:

Sext:

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(via confirmance)

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

(via confirmance)

surprisebitch:

when you love your blog so much and you just want to

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(Source: surprisebitch, via confirmance)

dioburandou:

dioburandou:

The farts in our tarrts

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(via confirmance)

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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(via confirmance)

(Source: chrisjericho, via confirmance)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via confirmance)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via confirmance)

trust:

finally a career for me

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(Source: trust, via confirmance)

"you should act more your age"

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(Source: fancyladsnack, via confirmance)

(Source: weird5cience, via confirmance)

(Source: 420goku, via confirmance)

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

(via confirmance)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via confirmance)