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every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them.
um no they’re oranges, you must be new here
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If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it
if you ask me out i’ll say yes so fast i’ll break the sound barrier
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when you say something funny and your friends laugh
turn up lil dolphin
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