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Jul 23

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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Jul 22

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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pizzahard:

me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD

employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut

me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery

(via hi)

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

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you-put-your-left-armin:

Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

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fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

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deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

(via fake-mermaid)

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

(Source: misterjakes, via gnarly)

insidemycar:

tell ur girl to stop texting me

insidemycar:

tell ur girl to stop texting me

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(Source: maliciousmelons, via hi)