after being born, skip the breastfeeding crap and immediately delve into corporate business
fun fact: a pregnant goldfish is called a twit
and then they didnt put her on the final list
have you ever looked a horse in their eyes?? there is absolutely nothing going on in there. no remorse or regret. horses dont have souls and cant be held morally accountable for their earthly sins and this is why i fucking hate horses
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING
NO RICE NO LIFE.
finally people understand me .
i need this right now
At Pig Beach, Bahamas! by Crusoe Celebrity Dachshund
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
this is a religious experience
omg this is so uncomfortable
The ambient nosies are the best.
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
puppies in sweaters hee hee hee
puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo
puppies in sweaters ha ha ha
wow death is pretty fucking scary. we need a really scary symbol for it. how about a skeleton farmer wearing a robe?
The only thing you need to see.. Peter drinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar. EPIC.