This guy can spin anything on his finger.
I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
its ok if you don’t follow me on tumblr as long as you follow me into bed
so I said, "I’m actually a boy, Miss."
Then one of my classmates slams his hands on the desks and shouts, "YOU’RE NO BOY!"
I turned around to him.
he said, “YOU’RE A MAN.”
I turned back around sheepishly smiling while all my male classmates cheered and shouted, my teacher simply smiled, apologized, and the lesson continued.
I’m thankful for that moment in my life, it gives me hope for the future.
That more trans people will be supported, and visible.
THIS IS A TRILBY
THIS IS A FEDORA
TRILBIES are what douchebag bro’s wear………………………. FEDORAS are for TRUE class men……… learn the difference…………i am SO SICK of ppl mixing up the two -_- smh
jehovahs witnesses just came to my door and they were these little old ladies so I didn’t have the heart to tell them I wasn’t interested so yea I just spent 20 minutes learning about jesus while wearing an avocado face mask
are you guacaholy now
Reasons to be a mermaid;
- No pants.
- No periods.
- Perfect hair.
- You can lure men to their death.
- Free clam bra.
my aunt and my sister are watching supernatural and my aunt just went “why dont they put salt in a hula hoop and just hula past all the demons”
WHY DONT THEY???
the road so far:
My prince has finally come