do you have any tips on how to make money fast?
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bombing:

after being born, skip the breastfeeding crap and immediately delve into corporate business

okaymad:

fun fact: a pregnant goldfish is called a twit

okaymad:

fun fact: a pregnant goldfish is called a twit

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

vagisodium:

have you ever looked a horse in their eyes?? there is absolutely nothing going on in there. no remorse or regret. horses dont have souls and cant be held morally accountable for their earthly sins and this is why i fucking hate horses

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

vinegod:

At Pig Beach, Bahamas! by Crusoe Celebrity Dachshund

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

fatbodypolitics:

pardonmewhileipanic:

tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

omg this is so uncomfortable

The ambient nosies are the best.

IM JUST A HUMAN BEAN

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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dutchster:

wow death is pretty fucking scary. we need a really scary symbol for it. how about a skeleton farmer wearing a robe?

pottergirl05:

The only thing you need to see.. Peter drinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar. EPIC.