when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk about
1. My Ass
eating in class when ur not supposed to
when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like
getting home and being able to take off your pants more like
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
i wanted to type “studying” but autocorrect changed it to “masturbating”. i couldn’t agree more
autocorrect doesn’t change jack shit into masturbating